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ev-rybodyhadmatchingtowels:

Tumblr shades the fuck out of Pitbull for Timber

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dutchster:

there are people my age who are pledging their eternal love to each other and here i am thinking about what i might eat tomorrow

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— 2 months ago with 26691 notes

elliotexplicit:

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. Gosh.

I love every single bit of this post.

SO GOOD

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— 2 months ago with 191842 notes

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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New favourite joke:

shineonovermyclouds:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

i cant stop laughing omg

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the-reaperdth:

My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands would satisfy.

the-reaperdth:

My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands would satisfy.

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— 2 months ago with 84097 notes

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait

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— 2 months ago with 142384 notes

siriuspotters:

when i was younger i used to think that movies with flashbacks took longer to film because they had to wait for the actors to grow up for their adult scenes

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— 2 months ago with 105144 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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— 2 months ago with 171606 notes
nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

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— 2 months ago with 84939 notes

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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— 2 months ago with 297432 notes

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

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— 2 months ago with 382542 notes