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a shocking but not unwelcome twist


a shocking but not unwelcome twist

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— 15 hours ago with 8725 notes


remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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— 16 hours ago with 162499 notes


you replace jack-o-lanterns with real heads ONE TIME and then no one wants to go trick or treating in your neighbourhood anymore :/

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— 16 hours ago with 553 notes



this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

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— 16 hours ago with 354822 notes


Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field

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— 19 hours ago with 145920 notes


jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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— 19 hours ago with 368168 notes


does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

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— 1 day ago with 196821 notes



astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


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— 1 day ago with 550764 notes



"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

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— 3 days ago with 134440 notes