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bullshittttttttttt:

My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick

bullshittttttttttt:

My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick

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— 6 hours ago with 12467 notes

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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— 6 hours ago with 166611 notes

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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— 7 hours ago with 238111 notes

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

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— 7 hours ago with 115881 notes

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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— 8 hours ago with 391454 notes

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via pizza)

— 8 hours ago with 241876 notes

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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— 9 hours ago with 100208 notes

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

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— 9 hours ago with 128915 notes
jacklesonmymind:

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

lol

jacklesonmymind:

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

lol

(Source: hockeyshorts, via gaypilots)

— 10 hours ago with 583166 notes

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

image

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— 10 hours ago with 196028 notes
aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(Source: liveleak.com, via pizzas-little-bitch)

— 1 day ago with 464817 notes

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)

— 1 day ago with 384374 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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— 1 day ago with 251729 notes

knitmeapony:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.

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— 1 day ago with 118654 notes